This is not my... Xmas Letter

Father Christmas

Santa's Grotto

The North Pole

From Ollie, 29, London...

Dear Santa,

You fat little man!

Previously you have bought me jack all that I have wanted, so let me lay this down for you reeeeeeeeeeeallll plain and simple or there will be no egg nog and mince pies left out for you and your little elves this year!!!

Unless I am getting some of this...

THTC T-shirt

45% organic cotton / 55% organically grown hemp mix

From the those roguish and affable young men from THTC and at only £22 it’s a steal!

And Santa if you’re feeling flush and bearing in mind I have been a very good boy this year and kept my firework escapades and midget hurling to a minimum.

Howies Jeans

Then I would lurve a pair of these from our friends at Howies they just make the best jeans ever!!

Wool Denim Skomer Jean - £90

Santa, now I know you like me to be jovial around this festive time and what better way to help me get into the mood then with a box of Freedoms beer!

Freedom Beer

1 x Moorhouse Pendle Witches Brew
2 x Hog's Back Brewery T.e.a.
1 x Adnam's Suffolk Strong Ale

1 x Felinfoel Double Dragon 500ml
1 x Circle Master
1 x Dark Island Orkney Ale
1 x Freedom Pilsener 330ml
2 x Freedom Organic Lager 330ml
1 x Freedom Soho Red
1 x O'hanlon's Double Champion Wheat Beer

Price: £24.65

And from my soon to be best friends at Montezumas with their organic chocolate I would love………………..argh as much Chillis Chocolate as you can carry Muchos Gracias

Montezumas

Handmade, Organic, Award Winning, Vegan, GM Free, Gluten Free, Additive & Colouring Free, Preservative Free and Soya Free

And from Remarkable recycled and remade stationary any one of there notebooks to jot down my recent works of madness and schemes of world domination!

Remarkable

A4 Natural Juice Carton Notepad made from recycled juice cartons and lined paper.

Price: £4.25

Oh oh and Santa I also really want this album of sea shantys for when I am dressed up as a pirate riding the high seas..............

Rogue's Gallery: Pirate Ballads, Sea Songs and Chanteys

Such classics as Hog Eye Man and Boney Was A Warrior by Jack Shit

OK Santa I will be happy with anyone of these gifts from you and your hard working little elves but if you do find yourself thinking 'well Ollie has been really, really good perhaps he deserves even more' then I could always do with one of these!

Thanks,

Ollie

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