This is not my... Horoscope

Mystic La is back!

Using her incredible cosmos reading talents (and a fortified with mulled wine) she brings us our festive horoscopes.

See what the season has in store...

Aries

21 March – 20 April

Well my little sugar plum fairy, dance dance dance, it's Christmas after all and anyone watching you will go ho ho ho merry with your moves.

Taurus

21 April – 21 May

All those summer workouts have paid off, you can eat ALL the pies and will still look great!* Enjoy!! (*no truth whatsoever, but hey, do it anyway, most gyms have discounts in January, you can work it off later).

Gemini

22 May – 21 June

Got a little wink wink and smile smile for a special someone? Let them know it, tis the best season for lovin... all those cold days offer great excuses to stay inside...

Cancer

22 June – 23 July

Tis the season for giving, give back, there are loads of places where you can give out food, or donate things you don't use. You will be richly rewarded!

Leo

24 July – 23 August

My don't you look ravishing in red, it is SSOO your colour.

Virgo

24 August – 23 September

Don't feel weepy, good things are on the horizon.

Libra

24 September – 23 October

Carry some mistletoe in your back pocket, you never know when it might come in handy!

Scorpio

24 October – 22 November

Although people might not always tell you how much they appreciate you they do. all of your efforts will not go unnoticed.

Sagittarius

23 November – 21 December

Don't be a humbug! Whatever it is that is bothering you, get over it and have a drink or 3!

Capricorn

22 December – 20 January

Buy the one you love a BIG gift. They need the attention.

Aquarius

21 January – 19 February

Don't worry about money, homemade gifts can have more meaning than anything you buy in a store.

Pisces

20 February – 20 March

Well you are just a roundy lovely soft ball of fun! This is your month!