This is not my... Horoscope
This week the star's have told us that destiny will only be fulfilled if you work your sign's word into your day – perhaps in a speech or presentation…?
Aries 21 March – 20 April
Moist
I.e. "Gosh this feels a little moist." |
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Taurus 21 April – 21 May
Hullabaloo
I.e. "So many people, so much hullabaloo." |
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Gemini 22 May – 21 June
Rapscallion
I.e. Come in! You rapscallion, you." |
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Cancer 22 June – 23 July
Cyborg
I.e. "Jenny in accountants is a cyborg." |
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Leo 24 July – 23 August
Heinous
I.e. "She's not a cyborg, though she is pretty heinous."
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Virgo 24 August – 23 September
Shillyshally
I.e. "Don't dillydally - don't shillyshally." |
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Libra 24 September – 23 October
Lumberjack
I.e. "I'm handing in my notice. I want to be a lumberjack." |
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Scorpio 24 October – 22 November
Hobbledehoy
I.e. "Yeah - I used to like Rod but he has become such a hobbledehoy." |
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Sagittarius 23 November – 21 December
Smoochyboochies
I.e. "Anyone up for a quickie or some smoochyboochies?" |
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Capricorn 22 December – 20 January
Whimsical
I.e. "I'm feeling whimsical. Let's yodel. " |
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Aquarius 21 January – 19 February
Discombobulated
I.e. "I hope you aren't discombobulated by my explanation of mooncups." |
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Pisces 20 February – 20 March
Megalopolis
I.e. "I will take over the whole megalopolis - myahahahahahaha" |
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